YOUNG MEN NEAR PITTSBURGH MUST AVOID 2 SISTERS NAMED BALDWIN
HANDICAPPED MEN NEAR CRANBERRY TWP MUST ALSO STAY AWAY
ALEXABALDWIN.COM IS NOT "REVENGE PORN," BUT A WARNING TO YOUNG MEN
THE BALDWIN-FAMILY WILL TRY TO FRAME MEN IN ANY WAY THAT SEEMS VALID
EVERY EMPLOYER MUST ALSO KEEP THESE GIRLS AWAY FROM HANDICAPPED PEOPLE
EMOTIONAL-DAMAGE DONE TO MY HANDICAPPED BRAIN CONTINUES TO THIS DAY
i want you to know that i have pranks for you
i've watched "punk'd" enough to get on your goat
i know your girls were thirteen when you called for the police
to ream me out at the court in beaver
you might be better than me, but did you have to blame me?
i'm sure you prayed i'd be detentioned all summer
well, you're fucked in a way cuz i've stayed as your neighbor
so hey suck it up - i'm lewd, there'll be no demise
and every time you're tweaked by me, you will know that your own deed
provoked me, you silly guy - i'm online and you're in my sights
and i'm here to remind you of the mess you left in my injured brain
i'm not scared to be writing to your boss, emailing your neighbor's place
you, you, you, oughta know!
you've been very well since you tweaked me
i'm not quite as well, i thought you should know
you won't forget about me, mister military
can't wait to "punk" you in the middle of dinner
it was a bastard who made his daughter stick to her claim
when truth had sinked it neatly, and i'll "punk" her
cuz she fucked up my days every way half-decade
and her hate was enough for me to need suicide
for every time she's tweaked by me, please just know that her own deed
provoked me - if suicide is a crime, i'll live just for spite
and i'm here to remind you of the mess you left in my injured brain
i'm not scared to be writing your in-laws, emailing both daughters' dates
you, you, you oughta know!
cuz the joke that you played on my head-injuray
had me contip-ulate the doom that is suicide
AND YOU KNOW IT
and when i die from gas inhaled or spray-killers of pests
i hope you're feelin' just like a demon
and i'm here to remind you of the mess you left in my injured brain
i'm not scared to be writing your in-laws, emailing your daughters' dates
you, you, you oughta know
that i'm here to remind you of the mess you left in my injured brain
i'm not scared to be writing to your boss, emailing your neighbor's place
you, you, you oughta know
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DO NOT DATE A PREDATOR - BEWARE OF THE BALDWIN-GIRLS OR BE ARRESTED!
i am here to address anyone who wants to hear a story of how i have been abused by people on my street. in 2016, the baldwin-family on my road abused my resourceless brain-damage by nonsensically reporting me to the police because of a g-rated inflatable man on my roof. the two malleable daughters were able to frame me simply by claiming to the police that they saw it as a sex-doll, and if two pre-teens are involved - no matter how pedo-licious they are or are not - then that spells trouble. being brain-damaged, i had no clue as to what to do, i had nobody to run to, and i had no knowledge of how to combat the ridiculous "corruption of a minor" charge which was filed against me.
i was summoned to the jail, i was fingerprinted, i was photographed (with my tongue firmly and obviously planted in my cheek to justify the ridiculousness of the charge), and for the next year i was going to court many times while i was living in fear and in a constant state of panic and suicidal-ideation. THE FEAR AND IDEATION CAUSED BY THESE PEDO-LICIOUS HOTTIES CONTINUES TO THIS DAY, AND IT WILL CONTINUE FOR THE REST OF MY HANDICAPPED LIFE. none of the many pills prescribed before or after this happened can undo the damage done to me by these two pedo-licious kids (and their parents).
i went to court a bunch of times during that year, and i was found not guilty after the police were too ashamed to bring photos of the g-rated dolls into court. i don't know what gave these girls (whose own mother's facebook-photo of them deems them as TOTAL MEGASLUTS) any hatred of me, but while don henley said "sometimes love just ain't enough," i said "sometimes rape just ain't unjustified". it is for that reason i would NEVER tell these broads to go fuck themselves if we ever were to meet face-to-face.
the baldwin-girls spent a lot of time walking on my road and in front of my house during the summer of 2016 and 2017. i remember one even waving to me in her slut-shorts. i remember one taking pictures of me while i was driving down the road in my car. these girls are sexual predators who are looking for men to seduce in order to get men in trouble. they are just like feminists.
save a fetus, abort a feminist.
PENNSYLVANIA-MEN SHOULD NOT BE DATING EITHER OF THE BALDWIN-SISTERS
save a piano, abort a baldwin.
now that i think about it, i remember that i would always pass the young man who lived just off of my road as he was standing by his mailbox. he was always staring at me as i drove past, nodding his head and smiling, and he continued to watch my car until i drove out of his range of vision. i'm thinking that he was trying to set me up, just as the baldwin-girls had always failed to do. yeah, i'm sure of it. the baldwin-girls realized that i was not responding to them, so they probably told their parents of my disinterest, and it was probably either the girls or their parents who had spoken to the young man and told him to start trying to seduce me just as the baldwin-girls were failing to do. i was always so close to stopping my car and talking to him, but i'm so glad that i didn't fall for the baldwin's pedophile-trap. this is just like the baldwin-family, what a bunch of creeps. he probably went to the same school as the baldwin-girls. maybe the freedom area senior high school. i don't know what schools are around here.
i do not know what i had ever done to any of the people who live near me. i never did anything, i am anti-social and somewhat scared of people, so i never interacted with anyone. i remember that patrick had walked to my house in 2003, after i had been there for a few months, and he started talking with me. i asked him to go out for lunch, but he declined and told me that he was married. i wasn't asking for anything sexual, all i ever had been accustomed to doing with other people was eating lunch with them. i always went to lunch with my neuropsychologist from beechwood in 1995 or 1996, and i remember asking other doctors if they would also do that, but they did not want to. what did i do to make people around here try to have me framed as a pedophile? i will never know.
one look at the baldwin-girls' mother's facebook-page shows the megasluts in megaslut-attire - short-shorts that are super-short. it's like these baldwin-girls are getting coached on how to lure pedophiles - why else would they dress like two-dollar whores? with the way that the parents had to have been actively pursuing my potential prosecution and court-appearances, i do not doubt that the pedo-licious daughters were being coached by their parents to lure pedophiles.
the graduation-picture of one of the baldwin-girls, whose shirt revealed probably about 40%-50% flesh, was featured on their lawn as a graduation-celebration. i took a picture of it and emailed a police-friend to report some kind of pedophilia...but he dismissed it because he told me that it was a legitimate graduation-photo. legitimate, my foot - these girls are fucking S L U T S!!! their own mother's facebook-photo of them says it all. seriously...these sluts are SO VERY pedo-licious, so even if i or anyone else were to tell them to go fuck themselves, they wouldn't even know how to see masturbation as an option. they probably are too loose to even know what masturbation is!
anyway, speaking of the baldwin-girls' pedo-licious vaginas...
the baldwin-girls' demeanor would make me think that their vaginas would be able to devour a can of edge shaving-gel a lot easier than my ass did
i'm sure that the can would simply penetrate their luscious vaginas without any stretching or bleeding
"well, that must've been quite a strectch" - the church lady
Newsom Signs Bill Removing Automatic Penalty for 'Consensual' Sex Acts Involving Minors
i emailed that headline to my police-friend and said "ha! check this out! i should send the headline to fuckface."
the baldwin-girls are on the fucking HONOR ROLL at whatever school in beaver county that they go to!!! or went to. the one graduated in 2020, and i got her family's last name from the graduation-picture that was on their lawn. anyway, these girls being on the honor roll should send warning-flags to every man.
DO NOT TRUST, DATE OR ASSOCIATE WITH ANY BALDWIN-GIRL WHO IS FROM BEAVER COUNTY AND WHO IS EMPLOYED IN BUTLER COUNTY.
lasting effects from the baldwins' balderdash include a total assassination of character, a greater mistrust of people than my brain-injury had ever given me, and a seething hatred of females who wear the same kind of short-shorts that the baldwin-vaginas used to tempt me with before they realized i was more interested in fucking their father.
speaking of "assassination of character," i realized it because it was years ago when a total stranger in walmart called me a "creeper" and had a lot of other things to say to me. i didn't realize the reason he did it at the time, but now i do. the character-assassination is also realized every halloween. not that i am complaining, not that i care enough to have any candy in the house, but i also had always wondered why no trick-or-treaters came up to my house. i should write a parody of bananarama's "i heard a rumor" about this. ha. "bad publicity is better than no publicity" is something i remember hearing during my youth, and i believe it, so i guess i shouldn't be complaining.
if the baldwin-girls continued to INSIST that what they were able to see WITHOUT BINOCULARS on my roof, which was over 180 feet away from where they stood on the street, were x-rated sex-dolls, even after they were assured by the police that the dolls were g-rated, then EVERY MAN MUST MUST MAKE SURE THAT THE VAGINA HE IS USING FOR PLEASURE IS NOT NAMED BALDWIN.
the baldwins have caused me a lot of grief and suicidal-ideation, and i have been victimized by them, but they may have cured my gambling-addiction. seriously...i am at a casino-resort right now, using my computer on the bed in my hotel-room, and i am not thinking about when i will go downstairs to gamble. i would never have been able to imagine being so close to a casino and not itching to gamble, but documenting the behaviors of the baldwins has given me a new leash on life. it's like i have found and tapped into a new energy-harbor or power-station that is giving me a new energy and a new zest for life. living in the deadbeat-area that is the beaver valley, my new hobby of exposing the baldwins is giving my life meaning and excitement, and i really like having meaning and purpose to my life. thank you, mr. baldwin.
(insert nanny fine's nasal laugh)
by the way, i am referencing a muppet called "ralph the dog" when i use that "new leash on life" line, i'm not stupid. i may be stupider than the baldwin-sisters who are on the honor-roll, but at least it's not my gender which makes me stupid. having a vagina makes people stupid because vaginas (i'm talking about the body-part sense of the word right now, though i usually refer to actual females as "vaginas") are fun and easy for men to take control of and jizz inside of, and females have actually succeeded into manipulating the world into thinking that rape is a bad thing. so much, that the little females of the world are constantly on the lookout to report ANYONE who does or says anything which is anti-female, no matter how stupid their accusation is.
"i feel violated because, as a 'strong woman,' i am shorter than most of the men in the world, and one man had the nerve to ask if i needed help reaching the top shelf at the grocery-store".
"i feel violated because, as a 'strong woman,' i am on sports-teams which do not compete against men, and one man had the nerve to suggest that female athletes RELY on not being required to compete against men".
i feel violated because, as a 'strong woman,' i get offended by everything under the sun, and he had the nerve to put a g-rated inflatable man on his roof which i saw as a sex-doll from 180 feet away".
here's a story which points to the insecurities of EVERY worthless piece of vagina, and how females try to basically outlaw everything which offends their meager little feelings
females are all about protecting their idiotic senses of pride, kind of like gays are not seen as stupid for doing. if having a vagina eventually turns someone into a paranoid nitwit who must protect a flaccid sense of "pride," and who thinks everyone is out to demean them, i am glad i don't have one.
talking about how everyone has been brainwashed into protecting females' flaccid senses of pride, though...it all boils down to how society is all for giving special compensations to vaginas instead of to men BECAUSE of the inadequacies and shortcomings of the female gender.
female pastors - how do you preach a bible which says NO FEMALE PASTORS?
female soldiers - how are they useful if physical-requirements are less?
dead female judges - why can one only be replaced by another female?
anyway...the baldwin family abuses handicapped people, myself included,
and until i can better organize the thoughts in my "traumatically brain-injured" brain, until i have time to finish the actual timeline of what the baldwins have done to me, please see similar webpages which i have created in response to others who have abused a traumatic brain-injury.
loney hutchins dot com is about the abuse endured at a brain-injury facility in tennessee.
brent olean dot com is about an abusive counselor who manipulated someone with a brain-injury until ownership of a house was transferred to the counselor and away from the brain-damaged victim.
oh, speaking of another "punk'd" domain-name, i also was asked by a judge to remove a webpage called "abbyblazavich.com," which was about a police-vag who brought me to court for posting that she looked like a policeman. i didn't get in trouble for that, either, since the judge couldn't see that any crime had been committed.
ha, i just noticed - take a look at abby blazavich's initials. it's funny that abby's initials are ab. those are MY initials!
i also wrote to the hospital which mysister worked atwhen she was in california. i complained to them of the anti-gay harassment i received from my sister when i was a pre-teen and even a teenager. i didn't expect my letter to almost cause her to be fired, but it was california...that's enough said.
there may soon be a dorothypentrancosta.com page, a lynnmpatterson.com page and an olipmiandkramer.com page, as these are names of lawyers who were employed by "adult protective services" and who treated me and my case like shit, but who knows if i'll ever get around to figuratively raping these worthless pieces of vagina.
oh, yeah, this alexabaldwin.com page will probably also get into the abusive nature of richard jones of the new sewickley police-department. when i talk to him, it is easy to see that he became a police-officer because of his lack of a strong sense of self. he's quite a bully. i can't remember why i had something about timothy gatehouse on the page, or whether i had confused him with richard jones, but this line has been on the page for a little while - "timothygatehouse.com may be in the works".
speaking of richard jones - after he came to my house to basically ream me out about my having written to the baldwin-girls' employer, telling me that nobody on my street cares about me, i wrote to my police-friend to report richard jones' obnoxious and unpolice-like behavior. i also told him that i was thinking about sending richard jones the "mystery 3rd verse" of garth brooks' "friends in low places," and i'll post garth's lyrics here:
Well I guess I was wrong, I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright, I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene, Just wait 'til I've finished this glass
Then sweet little lady, I'll head back to the bar
AND YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
"nobody cares about you on this street," "you are bothering a sweet little girl," he was really trying to put it in my head that everything i do is wrong. so i sent my police-friend the lyrics i wanted to send right to dick. oh, yeah, i was constantly referring to richard as "dick" in my email to my police-friend.
i guess i use the internet as a method to see to it that the jerks who abuse me are "punk'd," either by webpages like this one or by emails i send to people who are close to the jerks, which are emails that tattle on the behavior of the jerks. prince said "sometimes it snows in april," but i say "sometimes i'll write their employer". speaking of my "punk'd" pranks, sometimes i send emails which ask the jerks a bunch of ludicrous things, often sexual in nature, but done so politely and as if i were talking to a friend.
it's not like i am lying, so i guess it's not a total prank. if i emailed and asked anyone - say my ex-boyfriend shane - to hook me up with his neighbor, i'd be totally serious about drinking shane's neighbor's cum. shane's always been kinda manly-looking, so i'd absolutely drink his cum, but i don't think i mentioned a threesome when i sent him something like this:
your neighbor has been approaching me and speaking to me for years - at walmart, following me around the cul-de-sac, following me up my driveway. once he actually asked if there was anything he "could do for me," so please tell him that if he is interested then i am interested in getting to know him. maybe even without any clothes on!
this webpage certainly has given me a "new leash on life," to take a quote from ralph the dog. i had been frequently wishing i was dead before i started this website, due to effects of my brain-injury as well as the emotional effects of what the baldwins did to me, so my current time-occupying obsession with having the baldwins "punk'd" by me is a welcome change. it's all i think about, it's all i wanna do. they are all a bunch of worthless pieces of vagina, but it seems to me that the slutty mother condones and celebrates how her daughters dress like two-dollar whores, so a lot of my REM sleep brings images of her being kicked in the pink.
here's a funny quote of corey feldman's from "stand by me"
I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!
remember wil wheaton's "barf-a-rama" story of revenge? :)
I AM ALWAYS EDITING AND REWRITING THIS WEBPAGE, AND I HAVE BEEN DELETING A LOT OF STUFF, BUT I THINK THAT I'M JUST GOING TO MOVE WHAT I WANT DELETED TO THE SECTION BELOW. I APOLOGIZE IF MY CHICKEN-SCRATCH IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND, BUT WHAT GETS DUMPED BELOW THIS LINE IS BASICALLY TRASH. LEFTOVERS. OH, HOW COULD I FORGET ALANIS MORISSETTE'S "FEAST ON SCRAPS" RELEASE.
WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE
"A FISH CALLED WANDA" HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE FAVORITE MOVIE! KEN'S REVENGE
THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE WITH THE LAST NAME OF BALDWIN, EVEN KUZMICH
WE DON'T ALL SPOUT LIES AND NONSENSE, BUT SOME DO
"BALDWINDASH" IS THE TITLE OF THIS WEBPAGE
IT REFERENCES THE BALDERDASH AND NONSENSICAL ACCUSATIONS MADE
BALDERDASH AND NONSENSICAL ACCUSATIONS MADE
BY A VERY PEDO-LICIOUS YOUNG BALDWIN-GIRL
IN HER ABUSIVE FAMILY'S FAILED EFFORTS TO THROW ME AND MY BRAIN-DAMAGE IN JAIL.
I EMAILED THE ICE-CREAM SHOP WHICH EMPLOYS THE GIRL AND HER SISTER
TO TELL THEM THAT THESE EMPLOYEES SHOULD NOT BE PERMITTED TO SERVE HANDICAPPED PEOPLE
AND INSTEAD OF THE SHOP PUNISHING THEM, FIRING THEM
OR SENDING THEM TO AN ISLAMIC RAPE-ROOM
IWAS VISITED BY AN EXTREMELY ABRASIVE POLICEMAN NAMED RICHARD JONES
the girlie gets picked on and her parents call the cops. what retards. it just gives me more motivation to have that family "punk'd" endlessly for the rest of my life.
i have a "traumatic brain-injury". i use the internet to keep a diary of substantial events in my life. this website is just another addition to an increasing number of websites and/or webpages which are designed to tattle on my abusers.
THE BALDWINS I AM WRITING ABOUT ARE PEOPLE WHO ABUSE HANDICAPPED PEOPLE WITH COMPLETE LIES. THE BALDWINS FRAME HANDICAPPED PEOPLE WITH THE SAME LIES. THE BALDWINS ARE A SPITEFUL FAMILY OF FOUR WHO LOVE TO PLAY VICTIM WHILE SPOUTING COMPLETE NONSENSE ABOUT THE PEOPLE ON THEIR STREET. THE HATRED I HAVE INMY HEART FOR THE DAD AND FOR THE VAGINA HE MARRIED, AS WELL AS FOR THEIR TWO CUNT-LICKING MALLEABLE DAUGHTERS, IS UNLIKE ANY HATRED I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. I FIGURED THAT IF I WROTE ABOUT IT THEN THE BALDWINS WOULD NOT BE ON MY MIND ALL DAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO WITH THE HATRED I FEEL FOR THEM, BUT I AM TAKING SUGGESTIONS, SO EMAIL ME.
MESSAGE TO WHOEVER TOLD ME TO RISK AFFIRMING PATRIARCHAL ENDEAVORS...I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS, SO GET BACK TO ME.
ANYWAY...it looks like i am goingto have to redo my homepage so that i can provide a better glimpse of the baldwins. i also have to redo it because an abrasive policeman told me to leave my abusers alone. that reminded me of how lawyers told me to keep mymouth shut about my ex-counselor and his wife who had manipulated my brain-damage in order to have me transfer my house to them. i'll obey in the sense that i won't talk about any specific baldwin, as i didn't mention any specific counselor on the redo of the other webpage, but i will talk about the abuse caused by a non-specific baldwin and i have talked about the abuse caused by a non-specific counselor.
LET'S BEGIN WITH A LITTLE BACKGROUND...
i have a story of abuse that i am compelled to tell. it is alittle upsetting that i have the same last name as my abusers, but maybe that's just me. i am not related to them. i simply have a "traumatic brain-injury," and that's why the baldwins thought that they could abuse me.
i grew up in western newjersey, i had my brain-injury when i was 16 and most of my rehabilitation took place within a half-hour from titusville. towns like princeton, philadelphia, bucks county, and the list goes on.
should i provide a likes/dislikes page? ok, i will.
i enjoy the freedom which a car gives to me, i enjoy my pets (1 beaver and 2 bulldogs, and 2 thankfully-dead pussies/pussy), and i enjoy spending time with my sister named kaitlin. by the way, kaitlin placed 112 in a 69-kilometer race, and i'm proud of her. number 112 kaitlin placed! freedom! she was so imprisoned by her own sense of failure, she was living in failure, but now she is living in freedom! 112 kaitlin placed, i can't believe it! 112!! i'm so happy for her. anyway, i also enjoy my old record-albums. my favorite isthe one with madonna's "santa baby" on it - it's called "a very special christmas".
i really enjoy the movie called "avery brady christmas" because, when i was a child, ALL of my christmas-holidays were spent with family and therefore each christmastime was "avery baldwin christmas". i also enjoy spending my days at casinos. i love a casino - food, plenty of delicious desserts, gambling, even bowling at one casino called the meadows
original frozen custard is what THIS baldwin enjoys fordessert, and that fact is undeniable. sometimes i get depressed and suicidal because of the baldwins, and that takes the enjoyment right out of life, butmost of my days i regard as "avery special day" if i am lucky enough to have frozen yogurt in the icebox.
i would LOVE to freeze the custard takenfrom either baldwin's vagina and have that for dessert. i would love to freeze the custard of their boyfriends, too, as have seen the one fine specimen on manhood on facebook. the baldwins give me so much masturbatory material,
i also enjoy the old movie called "weird science," and i've always wanted to be humping that LISA chick. if she was my wife, her name would be LISA BALDWIN, and lisa baldwin is a MILF. speaking of humpable movie-stars, i fell in love with SHANE the first time i saw the movie called "shane". IF I MARRIED HIM, I WOULD BE MRS. SHANE BALDWIN!!!!! oops - maybe not. if his name is shane and my name is baldwin, i don't think i'd be named mrs. shane baldwin. how would that work? i don't know.
i guess it's "back to the drawing board" on that one. i guess i'll add more as i think of more.
...i thought of more...
my favorite hockey-goalie OF ALL TIME is chris terreri. he played for the new jersey devils. i had first discovered him when i was going to an orthopedic-surgeon in springfield. he had the nickname "scary terreri". speaking of rhyming nicknames, some jerks i had known used to call me "bawlin' baldwin" and "zanax alex" because i was living in a state of panic after i was charged with "corruption of a minor" by the baldwin-family of liars and the pedo-licious daughters.
anyway, i'll start with dislikes. what idon't like is how the baldwins have made me want to move out of my dream-house. it is my dream-house, even though its construction was another nightmare in which i was taken advantage of by the contractors, which resulted in a judge awarding me over $10,000 in 2005 (i am still waiting for that money). it will always be my dream-house, and i should not be frightened about living there just because it is near the baldwins.
i also don't like how i am easily searchable on google.com, even before becoming avery bald man, meaning that i should not be searchable on google until i have had enough years under my belt to have actually accomplished something. a search on google for either ofthe two baldwin-sisters should reveal what they have done to me, as what they did was a major accomplishment in the eyes of their feminist-cohorts who are also anti-man, but is that the kind of web-article which shows up if their names are searched? of course not. an article like that would damage their names and would probably outcast them from every society which is not feminist-sympathizing, and that is probably why their reprehensible actions are nowhere to be found onlinie.
i do not like bob dylan, tom petty, mick jagger, george harrison or anyone like that. i also don't like people who criticize teens who twerk, because i like people who go after parents of teens who twerk. i guess that is the same as the baldwins being bad parents, since the baldwin-girls are a couple of oversexualized pedophile-entrappers.
ANYWAY...A PICTURE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS...
"the name is baldwin. alex a baldwin. and i approve this webpage"
let's hope "mad magazine" approves it, but i'll be thrilled if mention of alexabaldwin.com is passed around the internet. let's destroy these girls' reputations!
ps - if anyone wants the grad-picture of the one baldwin-hottie's face and cleavage, email me and i'll give it away...just as easily as her picture implies she gives it away!
(insert nanny fine's nasal laugh)